My local CL has lots of options for costumes. Lots of stupid ideas, lots of poor taste, and lots of just plain wrong options. Continue reading
Get out your tin foil hats, folks! We’ve been invaded and the authorities are doing nothing. NOTHING! Continue reading
Just a short drive from Sparkyville is a little town called Whonville. All the houses have two floors. The people on the bottom floors are all knitters. The people on the top floors are grouchie.
If you want to know the best way to solve the problem of overheated hair, Sparky has just the thing. He’s only getting rid of it because he upgraded. And it stopped working. But mostly because he upgraded. Continue reading
Perhaps some of you don’t know this, but I am an amateur bird breeder. Currently I have baby button quail coming out of my ears. As cute as they are, I need to rehome them or find a recipe for them. Continue reading
Have you ever been cruising Craigslist when you come to a picture so ugly, you jump back from you computer and yell “My God, what is that thing?” And you aren’t in the Misc. Romance section. Continue reading
Double negatives are not fun. A smart person knows that the double negative twists the meaning of the sentence around, saying the opposite of what the speaker or writer actually means. But the person employing the double negative has no idea he or she has misspoke. Continue reading