It’s not easy being Sparky. Everyone and their uncle seems ready to jump on any little error or typo. No one understands the huge weight of Sparkitude that he must carry every day. The situation gives me a little twinge in the brain.
Of course, maybe the other Sparky was just trying to help. You decide. Here’s the first ad:
telephone polls (new [location])
come get them
i have 4
2 are 24 foot long
2 are about 30 foot long
I never answer those telephone polls. Not for 24 minutes or 24 foot. Here’s the next attempt.
telephone poles are you happy now is your life complete (new [location])
come get them
i have 4
2 are 24 foot long
2 are about 30 foot long
Can you spell passive aggressive? I knew you could. Thanks, Ralph, great catch.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
I wouldn’t touch those with a … well, a really long, common thing whose general length people would understand from its name.
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I wouldn’t go near that Sparky with a ten-foot Ottoman.
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Ok, funny thing, spark’ telephone poles usually come in even 5 foot increments. Typically, 6 foot, or 10% of a pole (whichever is larger) is buried.
So, why do I have this feeling that there are chainsaw marks on the end of your 24 foot poles?
Should we poll nearby poles for stumps?
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