On Friday, we “enjoyed” some Missed Connections ads from male Sparkies. If you missed it, you can go back one post and catch up. Meanwile, we are in for some treats from the fairer sex.
And by treats, I mean a dick picture discussion. And a big black thing. And hospital shenanigans. This first Ms. Sparky has run out of patience.
And I’m annoyed. WTF am I supposed to do? You’ve got me at your mercy, and that is not something that I like or appreciate. I hate that actually. I’m irritated with the song and dance you have me playing. You owe me, in more ways than the obvious. Make an effort to make it right before I give up entirely and decide to write you off completely as a lost cause. I know you’re busy but that’s no excuse for lack of courtesy. I hate having people in my pocket, especially you. Get at me, at least show me that you give a fuck
The following post is the only one with a photo attached. You should be very happy about that.
I don’t know how to find you, my friends told me there’s a chance to post this ad on here.
We met a few times awhile ago at the Area Farms store in [Ish] Beach. We always talked about what we usually get there and you helped me with my groceries, youre really hottt. I can’t stop thinking about you. lately I have been going here a lot and i don’t see you anymore 😦 where did you go? 😦
I wrote your license plate down awhile ago so if you ended up reading my ad please send me a email. I loved to hangout sometime… Tell me what is your license plate and what color is my Range Rover.
Guys, I know this information in the next ad will come as a complete surprise and just in time to save your next relationship.
I am a female. Presently have a post on CE looking for something.
I know there are very few real women on CE. Believe me I know. I read their ads. I can tell the real women from spam and professionals. Can I just give you men a tip.
Me personally I don’t mind the dick pics. I’ve gotten some nice ones this past week . But when it comes with a message of , send pic, are you real, how is you. I don’t respond even though I loved your dick pic. Women respond better to whole sentences. Men that can hold a conversation. I know we are looking for dick but spend a email or two being nice and talking to us. Believe me you’ll go far. Women are funny beasts. We like that stuff. This can lead to alot of missed connections.
If only she shared how to tell real women from spam and pros. Oh well, on to the place where all good relationships end up. The Hospital.
You are, hands down, the coolest security guard ever. The fact that you’re easy on the eyes and covered in tattoos doesn’t hurt. You know as well as I do that you stepped right up to the line. I respect it, though. Maybe we will cross paths again under different circumstances. I bet in something other than a hospital gown that I might even turn your head.
I’m giving you an A-, -A. The final Sparkette asks that age old question.
after 3 months of dating and taking time to get to know each other what emotions are you suppose to feel ?im afraid I might feel too much I hold back but I show when I see him . whats in between like and love? never done this before never took the time to let it build so I dont know if I can say what I want to say without scaring him . Ive researched and analyzed it still cant get the answer maybe i will get the answer soon maybe hell tell me I really hope hes on the same page .
Can’t get the answers? Must be holding the Magic 8 Ball the wrong way. Isn’t this the spot in the romance books where the reader is yelling, “JUST ASK HIM!!!!”? Well, that’s our show for today, kids. See you on Wednesday.