The term Wage Slave is actually a little misleading. If you have a Sparky boss, he might think he can sell you when he no longer needs your services. Be sure to correct the error before you are shipped to your new owner.
Unless you want to go. Look at the spiffy office furniture that will go with you.
ALL YOU NEED, COMBO FOR SALE $ 599
SAMSUNG TV 32″……………$ 150
DINNER TABLE FOR 2……$ 190
COMPACT FREEZER………$ 100
RECLINER CHAIR………….$ 150
NICE DESK…………………….$ 120If you take the whole “combo” you are going to pay $ 599, and in addition you are going to get for FREE, 2 nice lamps, 1 printer, 1 TV table and a full LOGITECH sound system.
Everything is in clean condition.
Just selling my staff as I’m moving.
Don’t buy your kids staff for the holidays. They will just end up rehoming them. Such a sad story. Thanks for the ad, NinjaChow. See you on Friday.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Sorry, Sparky, it’s not all I need, but I’ll trade you for some welding supplies. My rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
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Shudder–I’m hoping Spark is in fact selling his employees into servitude.
I would prefer that to speelchequer having corrected his spelling of staph.
(Although, MSRA contamination would be a reason to be rid of the office furniture and those occupying same, those woh had not fled to the safety of fire at least.
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Sparky has some stuff
Sparky may be infected
Burn Sparky with fire.
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Sadly, in my house I am the staff to the Ninja and the Not-A_Ninja (who has decided of late that we need a remodel and is helping demo the carpets).
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