Post 285: Halloween – You’re Doing it Wrong

My local CL has lots of options for costumes. Lots of stupid ideas, lots of poor taste, and lots of just plain wrong options.

I don’t want anyone taking my sould.

Sould Taker Halloween Child costume Large (10-12) – $20

Sould Taker

Halloween Child costume Large (10-12) $20

Includes Robe with attached hood and face cover
Skull sickle included but the stick needs to be fixed

If only the package said what the costume was. Right there on the front. RIGHT THERE!

Moving right along, this Sparky has no such help as to what this thing is.

Black pleather cop hat with silver studs – Halloween costume – $20

Hi, I’m selling part of a Halloween costume I used once when I was a sexy cop. It’s a black pleather or vinyl like hat with silver studs & chain across the bill. Selling for $20 as this hat was expensive buying it from a specialty store for double price.
Super cute with same material black boots & whip ($15), which I believe I have for sale too if you’re interested.

Oh, look! I have matching police equipment that I will also sell. Because all cops carry a whip. Standard procedure.

In the era of grabby guys, I don’t think this costume is a good idea. Makes things too available.

Adult Girl Scout Halloween Costume – $15

Cute and Sexy Girl Scout Halloween Costume

Adult Medium

Excellent Condition

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge!

And while we are objectifying women, let’s insult our neighbors to the south. Quick. Before the mortar dries on the wall.

Bandito Halloween costume

COMMUNICATION: Fastest response will be given to the first serious buyer who provides their local phone number along with some dates/times you can take my call (that way I can make time in my workday to call you back and schedule a meeting time when I’m not busy working). I do not text and I will not call and leave a message. . .instead, I will move on to the next person (so answer your phone during the time you say I can reach you).

TO PURCHASE: I prefer meeting at a public location, such as “Halloween City” by Stater Brothers grocery store (780 Busy Avenue) in Location or “Spirit Halloween” by PetSmart store (1740 Uber Busy Drive) in Location. Please take a moment and look at your map to verify meeting address before contacting me.
So, I look forward to hearing from you, along with your preference of meeting place (don’t forget to include your phone number and some dates and time you can be reached).

PHOTOS: The first photo shows an example of “Bandito” (this is not what I’m selling-see details below).
My adult-size costume/accessories come with the following item, all (or nothing) for $20 cash – firm.
1. Lazaro Cardenas sombrero with chin strap (approximate 20″ circumference).
2. Single eye patch.
3. Fake bulbous nose with bushy mustache.
4. Real leather shoes (size 9.5-10.5).
Augment your costume with a colorful poncho + pistols.
I am not an ATM, so thank you for bringing correct change. Have a happy and safe Halloween!
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FYI: To see my other Halloween costumes for sale, type Senorita in box labeled “search craigslist”.

Also, ask about these individually priced Halloween accessories:
-Black elbow length, satin gloves with buttons at wrist. Worn 1 time=$10
-Green Lands’ End tights (size M). Worn 1 time=$4
-Black Calvin Klein, nude (no panty or reinforced toe) fishnet stockings with back-stripe (size M). Worn 1 time=$5

First, here’s a picture of what I am NOT selling. Then all my rules and regulations, just so you can get beat up in a bar by the bouncer, Guillermo. And the eye patch? You must be thinking of the Spanish Pirate, Don Juan Aye.

Yikes! It’s contagious. Have a safe and happy Halloween.

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