Over the next few days, there will be so many parties going on that you have to be a hermit not to get invited to one. Or worse, to be actually throwing one. Because then you need to find the plates and glasses and napkins and so on. Continue reading
That adorable Baby New Year 2017 is getting ready for his big debut. Sure, he will no doubt end up in the usual tighty whitey diaper with sash and top hat. But just for a moment, he might want to feel like he has a choice.
The last week of 2016 is upon us and we still don’t know who is going to be president. Trump or Putin? Putting that aside, be sure to stock up on all the things you will need in this new year. Get the latest model, the best of everything, at the best price. Continue reading
A friend of mine always quibbled with his mother about snow falling on the family nativity set. To get back at her, he started putting tiny penguins around to worship the baby Jesus. I’m thinking something like that happened here. Continue reading
For Lo! It came to pass that while Sparketta was with child, father unknown, all the inhabitants of Sparkyville were required to go to the place of their birth to register their guns and religion, their political theories, and their national origins. So JoSparky loaded up his wife and the necessary supplies for a trip to Vancouver. Continue reading
I have a great idea! Let’s all find the silliest holiday item on Craigslist and post it here! I’ll bake cookies and someone can make hot chocolate. We’ll email the treats to each other and sit around the fire. We might even sing a carol or two. Continue reading
Here’s your Rose-tinted glasses. You are going to need them to look at today’s offering. Remember, things in Sparkyville don’t get fixed up all that often, so an item we would classify as trash is an antique to Sparky. And worth oodles of money. Continue reading