We love the classics here at Sparkyville. We can’t get enough of Not.A.Lions, amours, and ottermans. So far, nothing much has changed around here. Sparky can’t use a dictionary because he doesn’t know how to spell the word to look it up.
This ad has three points of interest: Spelling, the lack of pictures of the main item for sale, and the same picture posted twice. Pure Sparky Style.
Dinning room table with hutch
Solid oak dinning room table with 6 chairs and solid oak hutch. $600
Please call or text. Need to go asap.it’s ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
NinjaChow, thanks for the ad. Let’s all contact Sparky and offer ear plugs and llama-related services. Pretty sure he or she didn’t mean for that to be there. It’s all Classic Sparky.
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Sparky: if you need to go ASAP, you don’t have to wait for a call or text. it’s possible to answer a phone in a bathroom these days.
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While there is inevitably an element of American English vs British English here, if that’s a hutch, I feel very sorry for the rabbit.
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