Post 317: Pack Your Trunk and Go

Psst. Don’t turn around. Just listen. I have the goods. But I don’t know if you want the goods. Do you want it?

Call this number. It’s the wrong number. You have to call it just the same. Then place an ad telling me you want it. Code word Elephant. Got it?

Elephant wrong number please call me I want it

That’s it. You’ll get what’s coming to you. Thanks, Ralph, another stunning post.