I can totally see this as a competition. Or better yet, a reality show! Guess the Baby Mama! Sparky’s friends make bets on which girl gets preggers first.
Looks like the qualifications are simple: Females of breeding age. Because nowhere does it say that Sparky will stop at one baby mama.
lets get pregnant.. ([Area])
I really want to make a baby..
Id be open to anything after that…i sign away rights, you sign away rights to me…we raise a baby together
I real just want to jump into this as soon as possible 🙂white male..employed..house car…ready to do this 🙂
I think he’s been to the Build-A-Bear workshops one time too many. Plus, a house car? Dude, it’s an RV, okay? My local Craigslist is awash in wonder. Let’s call it that for now.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
My Moronolator 2000 (v0.8) offered me the following translations:
lets get pregnant.. ([Area])
–> Let’s have sex.
I really want to make a baby..
–> I really want to have unprotected sex.
Id be open to anything after that…
–> I’d like to continue to have unprotected sex after we have unprotected sex. Maybe not right away, though. Give me a few minutes.
i sign away rights,
–> I want nothing to do with any babies that may result.
you sign away rights to me…
–> You can’t sue me for child support.
we raise a baby together
–> You can have a picture of me to show the kid its father after it’s born so it can see what awesome stock it comes from.
I real just want to jump into this as soon as possible 🙂
–> I’m really horny.
white male..employed..house car…
–> I’ll buy you McDonald’s. We can use the drive-thru.
ready to do this 🙂
–> I took Viagra like an hour ago. I can’t stand up straight. Please help.
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I guess Sparky didn’t get the elephant in the last post, so now he’s looking for something else to do with his unused nuts.
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Ho use car, Sparky
Want baby soon as he can
No strings attached.
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No strings attach-ed
Make a new person entire
Uh, Sparky, just no.
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Spark wants to have consensual sex to procreation, yet wants to gorce the partner into paying all the expenses for about 2 decades?
This is clearly a crime. Even if I can’t quite put a name to said crime.
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