I can totally see this as a competition. Or better yet, a reality show! Guess the Baby Mama! Sparky’s friends make bets on which girl gets preggers first.
Looks like the qualifications are simple: Females of breeding age. Because nowhere does it say that Sparky will stop at one baby mama.
lets get pregnant.. ([Area])
I really want to make a baby..
Id be open to anything after that…i sign away rights, you sign away rights to me…we raise a baby together
I real just want to jump into this as soon as possible 🙂white male..employed..house car…ready to do this 🙂
I think he’s been to the Build-A-Bear workshops one time too many. Plus, a house car? Dude, it’s an RV, okay? My local Craigslist is awash in wonder. Let’s call it that for now.
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My Moronolator 2000 (v0.8) offered me the following translations:
lets get pregnant.. ([Area])
–> Let’s have sex.
I really want to make a baby..
–> I really want to have unprotected sex.
Id be open to anything after that…
–> I’d like to continue to have unprotected sex after we have unprotected sex. Maybe not right away, though. Give me a few minutes.
i sign away rights,
–> I want nothing to do with any babies that may result.
you sign away rights to me…
–> You can’t sue me for child support.
we raise a baby together
–> You can have a picture of me to show the kid its father after it’s born so it can see what awesome stock it comes from.
I real just want to jump into this as soon as possible 🙂
–> I’m really horny.
white male..employed..house car…
–> I’ll buy you McDonald’s. We can use the drive-thru.
ready to do this 🙂
–> I took Viagra like an hour ago. I can’t stand up straight. Please help.
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I guess Sparky didn’t get the elephant in the last post, so now he’s looking for something else to do with his unused nuts.
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Ho use car, Sparky
Want baby soon as he can
No strings attached.
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No strings attach-ed
Make a new person entire
Uh, Sparky, just no.
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Spark wants to have consensual sex to procreation, yet wants to gorce the partner into paying all the expenses for about 2 decades?
This is clearly a crime. Even if I can’t quite put a name to said crime.
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