Post 318: Do You Have Group Rates?

I can totally see this as a competition. Or better yet, a reality show! Guess the Baby Mama! Sparky’s friends make bets on which girl gets preggers first.

Looks like the qualifications are simple: Females of breeding age. Because nowhere does it say that Sparky will stop at one baby mama.

lets get pregnant.. ([Area])

I really want to make a baby..
Id be open to anything after that…i sign away rights, you sign away rights to me…we raise a baby together
I real just want to jump into this as soon as possible 🙂

white male..employed..house car…ready to do this 🙂

I think he’s been to the Build-A-Bear workshops one time too many. Plus, a house car? Dude, it’s an RV, okay? My local Craigslist is awash in wonder. Let’s call it that for now.

 

 

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5 thoughts on “Post 318: Do You Have Group Rates?

  1. My Moronolator 2000 (v0.8) offered me the following translations:

    lets get pregnant.. ([Area])
    –> Let’s have sex.
    I really want to make a baby..
    –> I really want to have unprotected sex.
    Id be open to anything after that…
    –> I’d like to continue to have unprotected sex after we have unprotected sex. Maybe not right away, though. Give me a few minutes.
    i sign away rights,
    –> I want nothing to do with any babies that may result.
    you sign away rights to me…
    –> You can’t sue me for child support.
    we raise a baby together
    –> You can have a picture of me to show the kid its father after it’s born so it can see what awesome stock it comes from.
    I real just want to jump into this as soon as possible 🙂
    –> I’m really horny.
    white male..employed..house car…
    –> I’ll buy you McDonald’s. We can use the drive-thru.
    ready to do this 🙂
    –> I took Viagra like an hour ago. I can’t stand up straight. Please help.

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  2. Spark wants to have consensual sex to procreation, yet wants to gorce the partner into paying all the expenses for about 2 decades?
    This is clearly a crime. Even if I can’t quite put a name to said crime.

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