We’ve often bemoaned the fact that Sparky has pets that he doesn’t know how to take care of or even spell the correct name. Today’s example of Sparkitude comes via NinjaChow from a Sparky who knows better than to have pets and does not smoke.
What that has to do with the item being sold, we may never know.
BRAND NEW COOCOO CLOCK – $20
IN ORIGINAL PACKAGING
As a bird breeder, I expected little doves to come out of the clock every hour and coo. I realize now that Sparky is cuckoo.
Hey, Sparky, what time is it? You don’t know, your only clock is still in the box. Carry on, my dear readers. Carry on. And thanks, NinjaChow!