Post 336: Rust Bucket List

Project cars can be loads of fun. Picking out all period interior upholstery and exterior paint colors with details, trading for mirrors and engine parts, getting a good deal on a transmission. Woo-hoo! Continue reading

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Post 335: Free is Good

Hello, Friends! You know in these tough economic times that your children, your beloved offspring, the fruit of your damaged condoms, might be with you for a long, long time. And the longer they are with you, the more likely they will be with you for more years to come. Continue reading

Post 333: Devil in Disguise

The number of the post inspired me to search my local Craigslist for Devil. Most of the hits were for vacuum cleaners and trailers. But of course there was one priceless ad which is presented here for your consideration.

HEAVENLY DEVIL COSTUME BY DISGUISE – $15

HEAVENLY DEVIL COSTUME BY DISGUISE. size 9/10 great condition $15.00 Call Jeff

I think Jeff probably looked stunning in that get-up. But then puberty hit or his operation was approved, and he doesn’t need the costume any longer. Way to go, Jeff!

Post 332: Cinematic Reruns

Currently, the brains involved in deciding what sort of movie to make are all from committees of janitors and mail room clerks. They sit around a big board room table and throw darts at the posters from the best selling movies of the past century. Whichever poster gets the most darts, that’s the one they remake. Continue reading