Project cars can be loads of fun. Picking out all period interior upholstery and exterior paint colors with details, trading for mirrors and engine parts, getting a good deal on a transmission. Woo-hoo! Continue reading
Hello, Friends! You know in these tough economic times that your children, your beloved offspring, the fruit of your damaged condoms, might be with you for a long, long time. And the longer they are with you, the more likely they will be with you for more years to come. Continue reading
In Sparkyville, many of the houses are haunted. Almost every day, someone says they put something down and left the room, but when they came back the thing was gone. Spooky. Continue reading
The number of the post inspired me to search my local Craigslist for Devil. Most of the hits were for vacuum cleaners and trailers. But of course there was one priceless ad which is presented here for your consideration.
HEAVENLY DEVIL COSTUME BY DISGUISE. size 9/10 great condition $15.00 Call Jeff
I think Jeff probably looked stunning in that get-up. But then puberty hit or his operation was approved, and he doesn’t need the costume any longer. Way to go, Jeff!
Currently, the brains involved in deciding what sort of movie to make are all from committees of janitors and mail room clerks. They sit around a big board room table and throw darts at the posters from the best selling movies of the past century. Whichever poster gets the most darts, that’s the one they remake. Continue reading
You young whipper-snappers have it so easy today! You have an android in your pocket, I’m still waiting for my flying car. You can build a base on the moon, I can’t get my phone camera to work. And you have music playing everywhere you go, I have yet to find that amulet of orchestration. Continue reading
Happy Monday! What did you spend your weekend enjoying? I’d bet at least 4 of you did something that involved water, like panning for gold or swimming or diving in the ocean. Well, here’s your chance to get a step up! Continue reading