What happens when the Oldest Profession meets the Newest Body Sculpting craze? Well, apparently, you can get rid of a lot of pounds.
As our special correspondent in the UK reports, “I can’t help feeling the trycycle isn’t really what they’re trying to sell here.”
Toddlers Trycicle, excellent condition.
£12, cash on collection from [Location] or [Ish]. No offers.
12 pounds isn’t that much for a toddler. Because that has to be the real thing for sale here, right? RIGHT?
Thanks, ratwoman, you made my week.