What happens when the Oldest Profession meets the Newest Body Sculpting craze? Well, apparently, you can get rid of a lot of pounds.
As our special correspondent in the UK reports, “I can’t help feeling the trycycle isn’t really what they’re trying to sell here.”
Toddlers Trycicle – £12
Toddlers Trycicle, excellent condition.
£12, cash on collection from [Location] or [Ish]. No offers.
12 pounds isn’t that much for a toddler. Because that has to be the real thing for sale here, right? RIGHT?
Thanks, ratwoman, you made my week.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Perhaps she finally learned how to walk in those boots, so she doesn’t need training wheels any more.
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In fairness, there’s probably not much else to do in either [Location] or [Ish].
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I figured it out. Her bum is just a distraction so that we don’t see how janky the trike actually is.
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Three things I espy
Not a one is Paris, France
On your bike, Sparkie
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It’s the legendary 3 draw armwar!
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