You young whipper-snappers have it so easy today! You have an android in your pocket, I’m still waiting for my flying car. You can build a base on the moon, I can’t get my phone camera to work. And you have music playing everywhere you go, I have yet to find that amulet of orchestration.
But there’s one thing I had better than you. I had the ability to take string and branches and make beautiful works of art. Like this.
Owl wall ornament(Ok[now])
Owl shaped fabric and wood wall ornament. About 18″ tall.
Must pick up. Let me know when you can swing by in So[me part of] Vancouver.
How did they get an owl to do that? Must be a Great Horned Owl to be that tall. Or some Canadian type we don’t have down here in the Delusional Lands. Thanks, NinjaChow!
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Stick and string owl is
Probably offensive to
Some First Nations people.
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So, Darryl, wassat?
Darrel, owl, heh.
Darryl, dude, First Nations, eh!
Betta sale dat on craigslist inna States!
Yuh, dey’ll buy anyt’ing.
Oh, money fah beehrs, hey.
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It’s a trailer park cuckoo clock that’s never wrong.
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Irritable Owl Syndrome.
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Sticks and strings may bind my things, but owls may never art me.
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Owl be hanging wall art.
Owl be macrame.
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