In Sparkyville, many of the houses are haunted. Almost every day, someone says they put something down and left the room, but when they came back the thing was gone. Spooky.
Sometimes, it’s the thing itself that is haunted. We encountered haunted dolls, paintings, and hawks in our YouSuckatCraigslist days. Sparky below had the great idea to sell the haunted things and stay in the house. Brilliant.
moving sales must go
hi there , im selling this stuff if you are interested please call us and make us an offer for are stuff
Moving sale must go soon
The couch and love seat in excellent condition $600.00 oboThe dinning room table hutch and China cabinet table and 6 chairs $450.00 obo
$400.00 obo for set without box and mat; $650.00 with box and mat. obo
Here’s the entertainment center that is solid oak asking $500.00 obo
Here’s the solid oak and birch wood bedroom set with head board in a double size box and mat can be sold as a complete set with or without newer box and mat
The last 4 pics please make me an offer or obo
Originally there were 9 photos, but the more haunted things removed their own pictures from the internet. Isn’t that amazing? Either that or the people in the china hutch didn’t want any competition. Thanks, NinjaChow, for pointing out the haunted items. I’ll heat up the brain bleach now.
The furniture flees
So many reedy woodwinds
No Sparky just no.
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Spark’s house is not just haunted, but infested with avarice. $650 for used matress & box spring? Sparky, please.
Just because you were stupid enough to spend $1250.95 “on sale” does nit mean you can get half that now. Unless all are still in their plastic wrap abd have been in the garage over the old burial ground.
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Capn, this ad is from Canada so $650 is like $19.95 in US dollars.
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That’s it, I’m moving to Canada! I could be a hundredaire!
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I’m not sure it was ghosts. Maybe Mat did it.
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Or obo = or or best offer.
Huh?
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