Today’s questions, ladies and gentlemen and politicians, is what could have left those stains on this couch and chaise? Your choices are:
A. Incontinent auntie
2. Daycare customers
iii. Sparky lied about no pets
d. Last year’s St. Pat’s party
IV All of the above
Free sofa with Chaise
Some stains, 10 years old, no rips or tears. No pets, non-smoker.
Needs to be out by tomorrow night!
As NinjaChow said, “I think I’d feel better about this if Sparky had pets, I don’t want to think about where the stains came from.” Good idea. Pencils down. You get an A, and You get an A, and You get an A! Everyone gets an A! Have a good weekend.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Fukushima floods
Stains the sofa which must go
Sparky has no shame.
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Not pets, but ninja turtles, and tgeir pixza boxes, teah, that’s it.
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Something about “must go” by tomorrow suggests either more smell than fabreez can cover anymore, or, the spouse is coming home, and “look honey, I got you the new couch you wanted” is the get out if jail card.
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The not-a-ninja is an adolescent chewer who is taking my furniture apart one cushion at a time and I still wouldn’t consider Sparky’s sofa with chaise.
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My guess would be a bad case of children under 7, which apparently isn’t covered by “no pets”. Who knew?
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Incontinent Auntie opened for Butthole Surfers.
Who used to own this couch.
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