No, Sparky. Just – no.
I want your meat
Do you have meat sitting in your freezer that you don’t want? I’m looking for good quality, plain (no seasonings) meat that you don’t want. My dog is on a raw food diet and I’m always on the lookout for food for her. It can be a little freezer burnt or something that you just don’t want. We will take any kind of meat except for horse or pig. Particularly interested in wild game – moose, deer, rabbit, turkey, whatever you’ve got, let me know! 🙂
Free or cheap is preferred, but will pay for good quality fresh meat. Willing to pick up or meet you somewhere. Thanks!
Thankfully no photos. NinjaChow and I are organizing a rescue mission for that poor dog. “Okay, I know I spoil my dogs and they have sensitive stomachs but random freezer burnt food from strangers sounds a little sketchy to me even for a dog with a cast iron stomach. If I was Sparky I’d be a little worried about dog haters providing poisoned meat.” Are you in or out? #strangehash #rescuefromsparky
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Spark wantz the free meat
But not the pig nor the horse
Why, O why, is that.
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Harold the hunter
Had spent the season
Honing his skills
Refining his aim
Studying the land and its game.
His permits paid and taxes, too
He had taken what he could
And his larder was full
Smoked, cured, and frozen too
His needs met in full.
But, then came the Hound
Jabberwok afoot on paws
An endless hunger
And ever wanting maw
The larder, drained.
So, to CL
To supplicate
For, surely, there must be
Those with excess, beyond their needs
Surely they would give.
Poor Harold.
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Let us see, let us suppose, just who has excess wild game about the house?
Poachers, perhaps?
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I don’t have any wild game, but would you be interested in a couple of feral shuttlecocks?
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