Post 374: Epee or Saber?

Long ago, when women wore long skirts and used fans to send coded messages, a particular form of marshal arts existed just for them. Using a very specially honed item of furniture, these women could fend off unwanted advances and foil attempts by thieves to rob them of their pin money. Continue reading


Post 373: Man’s Inhumanity to Dog

Animal Rights Activists don’t want pet owners to treat their pets like people. A dog wants to be treated like a dog. A cat want’s to be treated, well, like a god from Egypt,

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and a parrot wants to be treated like the biggest, meanest, baddest ruler of the house. Like Eric, the F’ing Legend.

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