Man In Trenchcoat: Psst!
Sparky: You, again? There is nothing I need so just leave me alone.
MITC: At least look at it. I came all the way down here to Sparkyville just because I thought you might need a good looking bit of wood.
Sparky: I’ll thank you to leave my wood out of this.
MITC: No, no, I mean this kind of wood.
Fake palm tree with lights- not sure if lights work. Metal a bit rusty.
Sparky: That tree certainly looks real. But I don’t know, I would like working lights on my fake palm tree. It’s all the rage in [Ish].
MITC: Tell you what, you take it home, you wipe off some of the rust, you plug it in, and if the lights don’t come on, I’ll give you a full refund.
Let’s hope Sparky is happy with his fake tree, and more importantly that Mrs. Sparky doesn’t get upset. As Submitter Ralph said, “With fronds like those, who needs anemones? Pining for the Gulf shores?” Thanks, as always, great fake item with lights! Maybe we’ll have to make that a new category.