There’s this town called Leachfield. Actually, it’s Litchfield, but that’s only if you go straight there. If you pass through Sparkyville, it’s Leachfield. I don’t know why.
If you are checking things on Craigslist, and you see something for sale in Leachfield, you must be sure you go through Sparkyville to get to it. Otherwise the people in Litchfield won’t know what you are talking about. Trust me on this one.
Old mirror from bar nice
Thanks, Ralph. Don’t get me started on bar nice. That was the worst dive in Leachfield. (You thought I was gonna say Bar None, didn’t you? D’Oh!)