Animal Rights Activists don’t want pet owners to treat their pets like people. A dog wants to be treated like a dog. A cat want’s to be treated, well, like a god from Egypt,

and a parrot wants to be treated like the biggest, meanest, baddest ruler of the house. Like Eric, the F’ing Legend.  https://www.facebook.com/Ericfuknlegend/

Sadly, that means that dogs get the short end of the stick. They are put in strollers, given pupachinos and K9 patties at drive-thrus and groomed to look like somebody slammed their head in the door.

And this is legal.

DOG CLOTHING 

MOSTLY NEW & SOME VERY GENTLY USED BEAUTIFUL CLOTHING FOR YOUR FUR BABY. EXCELLENT CONDITION. MOSTLY SIZE XS & SMALL BUT SOME MEDIUM SIZE CLOTHING. INDIVIDUALLY PRICED VERY REASONABLY. EVERYTHING FROM DESIGNER HAUTE COUTURE OUTFITS TO CUSTOM-MADE DRESSES AND HAND KNIT ITEMS, PLUS SUNDRESSES, SWEATERS, STRAWBERRY BIKINI W/SUNHAT, 3 BATHROBES (S/M/L), RAINCOATS, WINTER VESTS & COATS, RED SATIN HAT WITH PURPLE MARIBOO BOA, 2 PIG HALLOWEEN OUTFITS (S/M) ETC.
GREAT SELECTION AVAILABLE SO COME BY SOON!

I regret that my dog can only wear one bikini with sunhat at a time. I also regret that of the five photos NinjaChow included when she submitted this, only this one survived. As she said, “Those poor dogs.” Thanks for the ad, my friend. Keep them coming!