Long ago, when women wore long skirts and used fans to send coded messages, a particular form of marshal arts existed just for them. Using a very specially honed item of furniture, these women could fend off unwanted advances and foil attempts by thieves to rob them of their pin money.
But if they didn’t have one of these, well, they were out of luck.
Cute plum-colored feinting couch. Just don’t have room for it! Upholstery is in near perfect shape. One leg needs minor repair. It’s in [Location] now, but can easily bring to [Place].
Charming and cute it may be, but it seems a little inflexible for the serious feinter. One Moving Violation submitted this with the comment, “Dodge, parry, thrust! I looked this up on Wiki because it looked like a chaise lounge. Besides the couch being a comfortable place for women to be fondled by doctors, the article said, ‘see also chaise longue’.” Good find, OMV! Probably was a difficult day for Uncle Wiki.