I know, I didn’t come up with that word on my own. I had help from the actual president of the US of A. He was a little pushy about me using the word so I guess I better. Otherwise someone might leak the fact that I didn’t and then a Twitter Storm will descend on me. No one wants that.
So I got to wondering about ads in English on Craigslist in Portugal. Don’t ask. And I found this Sparkquito.
height: 5’9″ (175cm)
will be in [Cinne]bon tonight in a city center hotel. wanna have some clean safe and deep fun? dro me a line. i love to kiss massaje and give oral. Open to fullfill fantasies.
Preference for adult women that know what they want or need….
any questions? feel.free to ask.
talk to you soon
No, Sparky, you won’t be talking to anyone soon, I imagine. First of all, I thought this was an ad for used furniture. For a nightstand with one dro. I really don’t want to know about you kissing massaje, whoever he or she is. Just shut up about the oral.
Guess I didn’t want that one nightstand after all. Thanks, EuroSparky!