Don’t you hate it when you finally get something you have wanted and needed for a very long time, then suddenly the reason you needed the thing goes away? That sums up today’s Sparky Adventure. Rather like The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry. Except with less deep feeling and intelligence.

New Harley jacket – $400

New Harley jacket no more Harley no need for the jacket. Leather shoulders and elbows removable liner. Lots of vents and pockets.
Size large. 400 oboe
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I wonder what happened to the Harley? Did it run away from home? Did Chris get distracted and slam into an object not meant to be slammed into? That would explain why no helmet, too. As One Moving Violation stated when he submitted this, “More wind, just less in your hair.” Thanks for sending this in, One. Perfect example of how punctuation makes things clearer.