Today’s dose of irony actually is more of a dose of iron. Sparky is moving and needs you to hurry over now and take away the coffee table. The iron coffee table. The one you can’t lift by yourself. Hurry right on over. Sparky’s waiting.
I do wonder how he got it into his home in the first place.
Leaving [Location] and have to part with my Beautiful heavy duty industrial style coffee table. 41 inches length and 21 inches height so about 3 feet x 1.5 feet approx. Heavy iron table to be picked up this evening or this weekend!
This is a heavy so you may need an extra hand to help with carrying it out and loading.
The post title is straight from NinjaChow who sent it in. Remember, if you are feeling anemic or run down, you could always lick this table. Be sure to consult a doctor first.