Post 390: Breaking the Law for Patriotism

Happy 3rd of July, folks! Independence Eve is full of excitement and preparations for picnics, family gatherings, and possible amazing deaths through stupidity. What a show!

Apparently we have a small colony of Sparkys here in Southern California. The state has the strictest no-fireworks laws in the nation. They barely allow sparklers. Which means this ad is downright scofflaw perfect.

FIREWORKS – $742017

The 4th of July is right around the corner. Stock up and have a blast with the family and kids this year. Show your Patriotism this 4th of July. Only the Best fireworks.

DRAGON BOX FAMILY PACK (ASSORTED MIX)-$180
MONKEY BOX (ASSORTED AERIAL MIX)- $100
CUSTOM ASSORTMENT VARIETY PACK – $200 GET A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING OFF THE LIST AND REALLY HAVE A BLAST
G-FORCE XL 5 INCH CANISTER SHELLS (4 TUBES 6 SHOTS EACH 24 TOTAL BEST ON THE MARKET) -$180
CALAVERA RELOADABLE BALL SHELL FINALE SET (6 SHELLS WITH TUBE)- $30
100 SHOT WHISTLING SATURN MISSILE BARRAGE-$15
WHISTLING BOTTLE ROCKETS 144 IN BOX- $20
BLOOD BATH 200 GRAM CAKE (M-80 25 SHOT)- $40
RED WHITE & BLUE SALUTE 200 GRAM CAKE (24 SHOT) – $30
BANG BANG ROCKETS (PACK OF 4)- $20
GROUND FLOWERS/SPINNING FLOWERS (36 PIECES IN A PACK)- $20
CRACKLING CANDLE ROMAN CANDLES (6 IN A PACK)- $20
G-FORCE ROMAN CANDLE (2 IN A PACK) – $15
MORNING GLORY SPARKLERS (144 IN A PACK)- $20
GHOST FIRECRACKER BRICK (20 STRIPS 100 COUNT REPORT)- $35
M-88 “LAS MINI”CRACKERS (36 CRACKERS IN PACK)- $20
PRICES ARE FIRM,
CALL/TEXT
Thank you and have a Great 4th of July!
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER ! BE SAFE AND RESPONSIBLE!

Too bad he marked not to offer other services, I think he’s going to need a lawyer soon. Also having a blast means something different to most people. Good thing he added the last line about being safe and responsible and included the safety flyer. Unlike someone who is trying to sell illegal items. I think I’ll take up a collection in my neighborhood and see if we can buy the whole collections. Won’t that be fun?

Happy Independence Day, my friends!

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