Halloween Bunny Mask – $50
Custom hand made bunny mask by local artist @blahblahblah
Gah! Run away! It’s got great, pointy teeth! I’m pretty sure it smells of elderberries. Halloween in Sparkyville is going to be really, really scary. If my local CL is any indication. Have a safe one and don’t wear any stupid bunny suits.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
I’m reasonably certain that wearing that, er, uh, “costume item” would result in unimpeachable accusations of “cultural appropriation.”
Not that I have the first clue what culture might be offended. Other than in petri dishes, and those revolts seem short-lived at best.
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Hare’s face of dread
Rabid rabbit teeth unbared
I’m late for a date.
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Dread Hare’s face so grim
Rabid rabbit teeth bared
Grimace is shared.
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Cede! Harfleur, yeild to the breech
Lest we send in Dread Rarebit
Welsh an leek rabid
To lay waste to your town
Doors given eggy pudding
And trees besmirched
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Hare today, goon tomorrow.
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