Post 445: Like a Bat Outta the Hood

You might not choose the hood life, but the hood life can choose you. You might not hide your mom’s teeth until she gives you the EBT card, but you also won’t take grit from nobody. Y’all act like you ain’t never had no barbecue before. I drove outta the hood in the Ford Explorer that I got for my graduation. It needed something.

New hood defector Ford Explorer 2017 – $75

New unopened Ford Explorer 2017 OEM hood defector my fit earlier years. Smoke color

Oh, right. I became a defector when I left the hood. Smokin’! Thanks, Ralph, you really know how to make a homie feel good.

Full Disclosure: If it weren’t for memes, I would not have been able to write this post.

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