$1850 / 1br – 1850ft2 – COMFORTABILITY HOSPTITALITY EXTREMALITY FULLY ACCESS (East Village)
located, close to all major freeways, airport, restaurants, cafes, and bars. Washer & Dryer in unit. Stainless steel kitchen equipments. Close to Thomas Jefferson Law School. Walking distance to trolley. 1 parking space. Short Term or Long Term 1BR / 1Ba 1850ft2 available now
cats are OK – purrr
dogs are OK – wooof
furnished
apartment
w/d in unit
attached garage
private bath
private room
wheelchair accessible
This is what happens when Sparky forgets to take his meds. And has too much caffeine. And doesn’t use Spell Check. And tries to talk to the neighbors’ pets. And posts an ad in my local CL. I mean, seriously, how can an apartment be close to ALL major freeways, airports, cafes, and bars? Not even folding space and time can make that happen.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Well, the fact that there’s a print of an earless van Gogh next to the lavatory oight to be a sign.
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That rolling barn door does not meet accessibility, either.
Most jurisdictions requjre you to permanently pin those open.
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Ok, is the w/d in the garage, or attached to it? Might change the spin cycly some.
Oh, and is the unit in the garage, long term or short term.
A tesseract apartment has an appeal, speculatively, but having to sleep on the parked Honda could spoil the ambiance a bit.
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Inagine what Spark actually wrote that autocorrect yeilded the above
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I could use some titality, but not at that price.
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I don’t think any of those words mean what Sparky thinks they mean.
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