In honor of Hump Day Valentine’s Day, this week we are looking at personal ads from lonely, sleazy, and possibly very ill Sparkies. Kicking it off with Mr. Clever here.
I ##o wood love #o# a hot woman, ###o to fool around with tonight! I am 420 friendly, and wood luv you to text me! I have plenty of 420! I am able to host! BTW, I have hundreds of pairs of brand new panties, and bran new bras to give to any lovely ladies that need them!
I wonder if a friend wrote this for him. He’s so serious in the photo. Honestly, if this ad does attract someone, it won’t be pretty. Brain Bleach shots available in the lounge.