In honor of Hump Day Valentine’s Day, this week we are looking at personal ads from lonely, sleazy, and possibly very ill Sparkies. Kicking it off with Mr. Clever here.
I wood love a hot woman to fool around with tomight!
I ##o wood love #o# a hot woman, ###o to fool around with tonight! I am 420 friendly, and wood luv you to text me! I have plenty of 420! I am able to host! BTW, I have hundreds of pairs of brand new panties, and bran new bras to give to any lovely ladies that need them!
I wonder if a friend wrote this for him. He’s so serious in the photo. Honestly, if this ad does attract someone, it won’t be pretty. Brain Bleach shots available in the lounge.
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Bran panties have never worked for me. Far too scratchy and uncomfortable.
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“wood love” “hot woman” … What is this, Salem in the 1800s?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sheriff’s Department, we’d like to talk to you about “having plenty of 420.”
Sheriff? But, we’re DEA!
FBI! Hands UP, this is a Raid! Dammit.
¿Inquisicion? ¿Alquien ordeno una Inquisicion espanola?
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Once again we see the sparkii notion that CL is a law-free environment.
Just-in-case, here’s a photo of myself soliciting persons to violate the law.
Pay no attention to ADM Akbar–he likes being tied up like that, honest, begged us, even.
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Whar’s that over him? It’s a tarp, of course.
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