Micheal Angelo’s David (Marble finish) – £10000
Arts & crafts imperial distributors, are proud to announce, on offer is this rather rare, vintage piece, collectors item.
Discovered from the depths of Florence, is Micheal Angelo’s David.
Classic, timeless piece, ideal for the cultured, art & crafts enthusiast.
Table-size, with immaculate marble stone finish.
From Ratwoman: “So, Mr Angelo, how’s the sculpture business?”
“Well, it’s shrunk a bit but it’s probably the cold weather.”
Sparkies of England have a touch more class, asking huge amounts of money for rather rare bits of trash. Bet they sell it, too.
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“Tabletop size”?
Given that the original is near 5m (14′) tall, that could be some table.
If we presume this is scaled down a bit, say, 1m, well, £10k seems steep even for 30kg of marble.
Now, if this is 50-60cm and only a kilo, and of “marblene”(tm), well then, see, Colonel, tanks break, see; paratroops catch on fire . . .
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I had some marbles once.
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Teenage mutant sculpture?
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The name is all wrong
The statue dubuious
Crime does not pay
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Is Micheal Angelo a Chinese importer of fake plastic copies of sculptures by Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni? He can’t even spell “Michael,” much less the rest of it. And it’s from the depths of which Florence?
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The Florence in question may have been Nightingale. Best not to ask what it was doing in her depths.
Ooh, look – the Corner! Haven’t been here for ages… whole minutes, probably.
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“Ideal for the cultured”
I had a culture once.
Yogurt, but he never shut up about the schwartz.
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