YSaC Classic Do Work For Me and Response
Sparky Number One:
brush pile for bon fire [Location]
A pile of dry brush enough for about 5 truck loads and some big pine chunks, truck it away please
Sparky Number Two:
Brush Pile for Funeral Pyre
So somebody in [Location] is “offering” a free brush pile – a big one – enough for five truckloads. This guy wants one of us to schlep up to [Location] five times in a truck, and then load the brush in the truck. So we can have a bonfire. Ridiculous. This isn’t free stuff. This is someone trying to hire a free trash collector.
I’m offering this guy in [Location] to come to MY farm to pick up a free load of fresh horse manure that I have carefully collected. And if he wants to scrape my barn he can cart away the free red paint that blisters off. I also have 7 broken TV’s, a couple of pieces of shattered Ikea furniture.
And, as a bonus, I’m offering a dead Easter houseplant.
Sadly the photos are no longer available, but you can easily imagine what all the stuff listed above looks like. Just to help you along, here’s a dying Easter houseplant. Thanks, Ralph, for sending these two in.
So how many loads is that with my one wheel wagon? It’s hard for my chicken to “pullet” if it’s too heavy.
T.S.
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I have some used paint. It’s in the shape of a house.
-S.W.
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Maybe someone should go out to Sparky’s place and show him how to have his own bonfire. Just bring marshmallows because the weenie is already there.
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OMV, You are hot today! Careful you don’t get burned!
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Hey Windy, check out post #180.
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