Monopoly – $250000
Need 1 monopoly for a millon
108ah will split 3 ways
Thanks
Call sheri
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*heavy breathing* Sheri, I have a million in Monopoly money for you if you’ll let me — BLEEP!
People will do some strange things for money. I don’t even know how the grocery stores are running the game but this can’t be legal. Thanks, One, excellent if vague ad.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Monopoly makes
For a poor haiku
Many syllables.
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John has a long moustache.
Repet, Jean a une longue moustache.
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Hmm, identify the one critical playing piece in a grocery store giveaway.
Advertise to conspire to rig the result for a minority share of the winnings.
Naw, no felonies there.
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It’s possible she’d be the lady who was hanging out next to the checkout. If someone said they weren’t playing, she would collect their pieces.
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One million split three ways is not $250,000 apiece. Then again, if she hands over cash and you decide to commit tax fraud…
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