Mickey Mouse table and chair combo
Poor Mickey! All these decades, he’s had to pretend to be hetero. He had to kiss Minnie and be a role model to his nephews. Even his best friend, Donald, didn’t know. But when the lights dimmed on stage and he was alone, he got out his prettiest pink dress with matching shoes and hair bow. He did the dance of the butterflies in secret. He called himself Maxine.