Mickey Mouse table and chair combo – $25
Mickey Mouse table and chair combo
Poor Mickey! All these decades, he’s had to pretend to be hetero. He had to kiss Minnie and be a role model to his nephews. Even his best friend, Donald, didn’t know. But when the lights dimmed on stage and he was alone, he got out his prettiest pink dress with matching shoes and hair bow. He did the dance of the butterflies in secret. He called himself Maxine.
OMV sent this in with the question on everyone’s minds: “Mickey, when were you going to tell Minnie?”
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Spark ignores obvious
Too much to expect better
Such is rodent life
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Oh Mickey, you’re so fine
You’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine
You’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
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Perhaps “Mickey Mouse” refers to the quality of the table and chairs and not the Disney mascot.
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Everybody knows that Minnie Mouse was more interested in Mickey Mouse’s mini mouse.
Anyone want to join me in the corner?
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