Are you working on a project and could you a couple of pieces of pressed wood? Take these off my hands!!
I have a better solution, Sparky. Put them down. There, now they are off your hands and no one had to figure out what to do with these painted, pressed wood. It can’t be burned, or shouldn’t be. It’s an odd shape so it won’t work in too many projects. I can’t even let the parrots chew on it.
Oh, and NinjaChow has this cogent observation: “I hope they weren’t really necessary parts.” True, Sparky won’t notice that he needed them until his child breaks a leg when falling out of the toddler bed.