Post 539: Not Responsible for my Drunk Texts

Antique Satin Finish VIC ART Waterfall 4 Drawer Dove Tailed Dresser – $299
Antique Original Satin Finish VIC ART Waterfall 4 Drawer Dove Tailed Dresser

This is an Exceptionally Nice SHOW HOME Quality Furniture Piece! You will be Very Pleased!

NOTE : ALL Inquiries Must Include Your FULL NAME and PHONE NUMBER Respectfully. Thank You!

Dude, this is a really beautiful chiffonier, but I can only take ownership of my phone calls. If someone else gets a hold of my phone and sends you a text or a rude message, I can’t be held responsible. You forking trunt. Oh, sorry. Thanks, NinjaChow, you’re spot on to note “Only respectful phone numbers need apply.”

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4 thoughts on “Post 539: Not Responsible for my Drunk Texts

  1. Name: A One A One A One Two Three Okay I’m Moving Right Along So Don’t Call Me A Pansy Because I’m Not A Pansy I’m A Viola So Don’t Make Me Tion You, The Third

    Okay, now I’m too tired to give you my phone number.

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