This week we are spotlighting Do Work For Me ads. It’s the American Way!
Friends, sometimes Sparky needs to tell us the whole story on why this ad had to be posted. Pull up a comfy chair and read along.
I need somebody who has a soft spot for animals to help me, my shithead neighbour who needs to mind his own fucking business and get a life has called the council and set up traps in his yard and it’s trapped the poor half blind old community cat that wouldn’t hurt a fly all it does is walk thru his yard to get to mine to get a scrap of food for the day then he leaves again. Anyway it’s one way where he’s going in not a humane way and if I go over there and jump the fence to let him out he’ll have me arrested I’ve already had two screaming matches with the cruel heartless prick today so fingers crossed if there’s ANYONE out there that doesn’t give a rats arse about him calling the cops (well if he doesn’t know who you are he can’t do shit can he, I just can’t have any police record or else I’ll lose my job and my career which I kinda need to pay the bills for my rescue animals’ food!) and has a heart and compassion for animals that can help me I’d be forever grateful and it’s good karma points lol
Ha ha ha! I jump the fence, let the cat out, get arrested for trespassing, and the cat wanders back into the trap the next day. Crazy plan but it might just work. Or we could plant a Man Trap in the yard and send the shithead neighbor on a one-way trip. But I think the police will really object to that.
I’m thinking you need to offer at least a month’s worth of cat food to get someone to take you up on this, Sparky. Best of luck, and thanks, OMV, for submitting this gem.