GOOD USED PAIR OF TIRES PRE-OWNED
195/65/15 DOUGLAS ALL SEASON TIRES WITH PLENTY OF TREAD LEFT
“Honey, why is the car listing to one side?”
A. I finally got the right size tire so when we go up the hill at your folk’s house, we won’t tip over.
B. You won’t believe how much I paid for these used, pre-owned tires! Of course, there’s a slight problem that will take some getting used to.
C. I lost the bet and had to buy these tires or file for divorce.
Hmm, the divorce might come along in its own time after this stunt. Sorry, Sparky. Those are not a “pair” in any sense of the word. They are two and they won’t become one. Thanks, OMV, I hope you can get your money back now.