ROT IRON GLASS TOP TABLE – $85
ROT IRON GLASS TOP TABLE AND FOUR CHAIRS.
IN LIKE NEW CONDITION VERY THICK GLASS TOP
FOUR CHAIRS IN ROT IRON CONSTRUCT-ION
Wow, dude, I can see clear through the top of that table! And I don’t see any rot at all. Not on the chairs, either. It’s like, wow, new stuff. If OMV hadn’t said it’s got dry rot, I wouldn’t have known there was anything wrong with the iron.
Thanks, One, good thing you spotted it.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Those stray ions are the debil for causing corrosive oxidation.
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Proclaims iron is rot
Torrid table set is wrought
But not as stated.
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The work of Wrights is said to be wrought.
One wonders what work noun has the description “rot.”
Oh wait, that just has to be “politico” . . .
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“VERY THICK GLASS TOP”
How thick can it be? Not as thick as Sparky. Brain rot indeed.
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Next thing you know, NinjaChow will submit an ad for a Rot Wyler.
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Challenge accepted, I’ll start looking.
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I might wonder if the iron in my food causes it to rot if not kept under constant refrigeration.
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It seems you can construct iron ions in any oxidation state from -2 to +6, although +2 and +3 are most common. Sparky needs to be more specific about the state of his rot iron. And it’s not Denmark.
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