Found male bored collie

Hey,
I found someone’s dog black an white with some brown I don’t have a pic right now I also don’t want to bring him to a shelter I well only let him go to someone he brings to you must tell me his name so I know for sure or have some proof of you actually knowing him.

Hey, you hit a lot of buttons here, Sparky. Spelling, punctuation, all the sentence structure fails. No wonder the collie is bored. He can barely understand your commands and he’s tired of fetching beer from the fridge.

Help me!

OMV sent in this awesome example of man’s inhumanity to canines. Many thanks!