Doll
Okay, so I picked this out of the dumpster in my building. It was on top though, so it’s perfectly clean. It looks like someone went to a lot of trouble to knit a dress around a pillow for this doll. So it’s sort of a doll/pillow combo. Probably shouldn’t end up in a landfill. Come and get me.
She’s a Rainbow! She’s a pillow! She’s a combo! Come and get me, and I might let you have the doll, too. Just knock on the dumpster and I’ll be right out.
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I generally don’t use decorative pillows. I use pillows to put my head on. That looks real uncomfortable.
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All my combos come with fries. Not taking any combos that have been in a dumpster!
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And for all you weirdos, take note. The doll likes it trashy and likes it on top.
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Looks like it’s haunted.
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It would burn better if somebody would have gotten some bacon grease on it.
Someone isn’t living right if their garbage doesn’t have bacon grease all over it.
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