Sparky has discovered Facebook Marketplace. With the results that you would expect.
Real Oak Dresser W/Rott Iron fixtures $90
Real Oak Dresser 8 large drawers and 4 small drawers all wood inside and out, real rott iron fixtures, a couple small blemishes but nothing major or easily visible
Size / Dimensions
65 wide x 44 tall x 19 deep
I’m sure adding the extra t to the end of Rott makes it all better. And when Iron rotts, it’s called Rust, so there’s a lot of fail going on here. Just need to sort out which ones are worth snarking about.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
O, what hath we wrought
To reap such horrific refuse
Rendered in retchedness
No sublime, but ridiculous
In resentful rapine rage.
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The iron called Rott
Dogged inaccurate spelt
Wright rightfully weeps.
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May just be factual reporting–Rottweiler saliva will pxidize many things, whether rendered by machine or wrought by ironwright’s hand.
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Sparky only tells us about the size dimensions, no mention of parallel or time dimensions or dementions.
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