Sparky has discovered Facebook Marketplace. With the results that you would expect.
Real Oak Dresser W/Rott Iron fixtures $90
Real Oak Dresser 8 large drawers and 4 small drawers all wood inside and out, real rott iron fixtures, a couple small blemishes but nothing major or easily visible
Size / Dimensions
65 wide x 44 tall x 19 deep
I’m sure adding the extra t to the end of Rott makes it all better. And when Iron rotts, it’s called Rust, so there’s a lot of fail going on here. Just need to sort out which ones are worth snarking about.