Sparky has discovered Facebook Marketplace. With the results that you would expect.
Real Oak Dresser W/Rott Iron fixtures $90
Real Oak Dresser 8 large drawers and 4 small drawers all wood inside and out, real rott iron fixtures, a couple small blemishes but nothing major or easily visible
Size / Dimensions
65 wide x 44 tall x 19 deep
I’m sure adding the extra t to the end of Rott makes it all better. And when Iron rotts, it’s called Rust, so there’s a lot of fail going on here. Just need to sort out which ones are worth snarking about.
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O, what hath we wrought
To reap such horrific refuse
Rendered in retchedness
No sublime, but ridiculous
In resentful rapine rage.
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The iron called Rott
Dogged inaccurate spelt
Wright rightfully weeps.
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May just be factual reporting–Rottweiler saliva will pxidize many things, whether rendered by machine or wrought by ironwright’s hand.
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Sparky only tells us about the size dimensions, no mention of parallel or time dimensions or dementions.
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