Christmas tree stand (ornamental ) – $30
Ornamental Christmas tree stand.
Condo doesn’t allow live trees.
Needs a good home where it can be appreciated.
Who makes rules against Christmas? Next thing you know, Menorahs won’t be allowed to burn all night in the windows. Kwanzaa feasts will be shut down due to high-calorie content. And we’ll just have Festivus for the rest of us. This will be known as Christmas’s Last Stand. Hey, somebody had to say it.
Thanks, NinjaChow! Nice bit of silliness.
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I have heard Significant Others called many things, from the sublime to the scandalous.
This is the first time I’ve heard one called “condo” though . . .
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The stand is only ornamental. It is not meant to actually stand up a tree.
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As anyone could guess, it’s better to stand up a Christmas tree than to be stood up by a Christmas tree.
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Management can’t stand Christmas trees, so doesn’t allow Christmas tree stands.
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Condo: “these trees better be dead to me!”
Ornamental: “I’ll not stand for being just a pretty face. I’m much more than that. I have purpose. I’m leaving.”
Condo: “Take the stove with you.”
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