Pumpkin day care/companionship
We need a friend or friends to keep Pumpkin during day any days during the week of Dec 10 and Dec 17, M-F 8am-3:30…she sleeps most of day, is a good couch companion, doesn’t bite, doesn’t shed, is hypoallergenic, loves belly rubs, will not require food, and needs to be taken out to pee at least 1-2x/day…she is a therapy dog, loves kids, chicken, and people.
Pet week takes a dip into the Nightmare before Christmas with this lovely attempt to get a killer into your home. Pumpkin won’t require food because she will find her own meals. Loves kids, chicken, and people! The barking is coming from inside the house!
Thanks, NinjaChow, another great ad with a real bite.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
I think she’s giving me the pumpkin pie eye.
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Hmm, “loves kids, chicken, & people”?
Is that romantic love, lust, or appetite?
Will the putative sitters be required to have baby goats as well as poultry?
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I believe baby goats are required, human children would fall under the people category.
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Soylent Mauve is made of kid, chicken, & people!
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So, this is a really bad Blade Runner spinoff, isn’t it?
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Watch my pet watch you
Kid, Chicken, people, equal
Hunger and Lust gaze.
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Beware of dogs with button eyes. #Coraline
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And dogs named Pumpkin.
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Beware of ninjapumpkin.
Beware of Pumpkinchow.
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Always wise to beware of ninjas and chows in any form.
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