HERE WE GO AGAIN FOLKS.
This time, it’s personal. We got kitchen stuff for your first apartment, we got multiple microwaves to warm up Hot Pockets with, we got rugs to cover that ugly ass linoleum floor in your 200 square foot studio. You want it, we go it. And the best part?
EVERYTHING IS $5 OR LESS.
That’s right, frickers. Our loss is your gain.
Sparky loses junk when we pay him money, so how do we gain, again? Also, I hardly know this guy, how is that personal? As OMV said, This is pretty aggressive selling. It’s like a marine sergeant married an InfoMercial demonstrator and now they have two of everything. So they are going to sell, sell, sell. Thanks, One, I think I’ll keep my $5 and warm up my Hot Pockets© in the toaster.