I am selling book Complete Idiot’s Guide “Day Trading Like A Pro” by Jennifer Basye Sander and Peter J. Sander. This book is in excellent condition and pages are crisp.
Crisp pages like those thousand dollar bills that came rolling in, eh, Sparky? You must be selling it because you are a bazillionaire now. Like a pro! Unless it’s in excellent condition because you never read it. Oh, dear. Well, there’s always The Complete Moron’s Guide to Selling Things on Craigslist.