Comfy chair, well kept, clean
Non smoking non pets very comfy, well kept. If the ad is here, it’s still available
I’m trying to imagine Sparkie’s non smoking non pets that are very comfy and well kept, unlike the chair. As submitter NinjaChow said, “Clean?? Really Sparky what does dirty look like?”
I appreciate the submission, NC, but I certainly do not want to go there.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
The pets are comfy
And in good health as well too
Chair not so much though.
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Ok, allowing for how that might only be a hideous fabric color (“Vern, Vern, I got it, let’s make fabric that looks filthy! We’ll be rich!”), how did Spark not look at the photo?
O wait, I answered my iwn question.
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See, it’s a yellow chair, a Love Canal yellow–pay no attention to those EPA signs . . .
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Well, the chair IS non smoking. At least until someone sets it on fire.
The fact that it is a chair makes it a non pet.
I’m guessing the “clean” means it is off drugs now.
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Obviously some strange new meaning of the phrase “well kept”, which only Sparky understands.
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Sparky hasn’t had any problems keeping it.
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