Beekeeping Books, Hive Management, Bee Manual, For Dummies – $25
All three in excellent condition
I feel like the next sentence would be, “unlike the beekeeper.” Why would a dummy want to keep bees, anyway? Bees can tell when a person is not up to their level of smarts. The end result could be swell.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
I feel like you could get stung on this deal.
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The books were well kept. The bees, not so much.
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To keep bees, you must have a hive mentality.
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Bees buzz merrily
Beekeeper buzzed as well
Sleep it off Sparky.
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Am I not a beekeeper,
Sting me, doth I not swell?
Chase me, doth I not run?
Why willst thou not hug me?
Wait, I asked not for lap swarming!
Salarino: You should’a gotten a hat with “Bee Tamer” onit.
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Wut, wait, I gotsta _buy_ hives?
Anna beez, too?
An’ frames, scrapers, harvesters, an’ all?
Ditch that, duud, imma gonna tame Not.A.Lions, gotz me a hat, an’ all!
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Another way to get hives is eating strawberries. That is, if you are allergic.
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