Post 655: Practically In the Box

1500 LB. ALUMINUM ATV/MOTORCYCLE JACK/LIFT ALMOST UNUSED – $100

post 655 in box

ONLY USED TO MOVE 3 TRANSMISSIONS TO STORAGE SHELVES. STILL IN PERFECT CONDITION. $179 NEW.

Please stop shouting about your almost new lift! Your grandma used it when you weren’t looking to put a new aerial on her roof. Your cousin used it to pick limes from the neighbors’ trees. And your sister used it to get her things back from that no-good jerk she dated for a year. But other than that, it’s in perfect condition.

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3 thoughts on “Post 655: Practically In the Box

  1. Funny how most sales sights do not have an “almost used” sales category.
    It’s like it’s near universal that things are either Used or Not Used.
    Imagine that.

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  2. Alas, poor Jack, I almost knew him well
    Look, Horatio, upon these bearings
    Where great weights once sprung,
    O, now, where doth that glee, that shine
    That showroom finish now reside.
    Pray, good sir, how long hath this
    Lain here in clay?
    Why but a score, ir mayhap a fortnight
    Tis as if new, Great Sire.
    O Horatio, but twere in original
    Boxing, unto havin instructions,
    Such Jack might yet gallop, err
    Roll across shop floor
    Once again.
    Here, gravedigger, a farthing for your time
    And dubloons for the Jack
    Lest bent Ophelia drown it, too.
    [Exeunt]

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