Moving Sale
OK Our move is getting closer and were having a Moving Sale. We are selling three (3) Cars a 89 Honda Accord, a 99 Chevy Venture and a 2004 Sebring – convertible. We also have computers and printers and TV’s and some techy stuff and a lot more
2 cars and a Van for sale . 89 Honda Accord – dependable and lots of work done on it -EG. new radiator, motor mounts, starter and battery w/ cables. n more.-$1250 OBO,
Chevy Venture Van 1999 – excellent running condition , good engine, tires – 7-10,000 km only – like new et all -$3000 OBO.
Also a 2004 Chrysler Sebring- convertible in great shape except for the engine which has a blown head gasket. So instead of $4600 – were asking $2200 OBO -a great deal for someone with a mechanic. ( could be you ). All have good papers and two are current right now -on road.
Thank you ! Come on by and let’s make a deal. We’ll See ya here !
NinjaChow found this under Garage Sales and said, “I think it is the first time that I have seen a literal garage sale where they are selling the cars.” I bet if you made the right offer, they’d sell you the actual garage, too. Interesting that there is only one photo of a car. Actual marketing experience tells us that people will buy cars if they get to see them first. However, in the Sparky Book of Marketing, those pages were left blank.
Thanks for the ad, NC!
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Only in sparkiiland do you go, I’ll advertise my beater ride at full, perfect condition, blue book value, then knock off 2 grand for a $2500 head gasket replacement (lije that will be the only part), and think the thing will sell.
Sebring ragtops are just not that valuable.
There’s a 2008 on eBay Motors for $2500; newer and in working condition. Fail.
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Is it three cars or two cars and a van?
Does the van transmogrify?
Could it be posessed? Would an exorcism be required to repossess this vehicle?
Would it be a werecar or a werevan?
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Why do I suspect Spark is “moving” to the State Penitentary for 5-10?
Or, maybe this is a “sting” set up to catch buyers of stolen property?
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Listing is jumble
So many things for to sell
Refrigerator.
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Computers and printers and TV’s, oh my! Very scary!
Probably Windows XP-only for the computers and printers, and tube-type TV’s. Hint to Sparky: Best Buy recycles them for free.
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You talk like spam. Or a bot. OR a spam bot.
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…or Sir Spamalot.
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