I’m not going to post the whole ad, basically, it’s decent. There’s merely one word misused or misspelled that is a deal breaker.
$100 / 1br – 200ft2 – COMIC-CON OPEN~Centrally Located~Trolley ~Conv Cntr /Bay/Gaslamp/Petco (San Diego, CA)
LOCATION: The Convention Center is less than 1 mile (0.93) right before/next to the Hilton San Diego Bayfront
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Inside our Bungalow/Efficiency Studio :
Sleeps 1-2 ( 2 Guests maximum) 200sf<snip>
Kitchenette has a full size microwave, toaster-oven, induction burner, an electric burner, plates, bowels, glasses, wine glasses, silverware, 4 cup coffee maker, French press, and much more… (coffee to start your stay)
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Initial supply of travel size soap and shampoo, full size body-wash, liquid hand soap, 2 rolls of toilet paper.
Yeah, $100 per day during ComicCon is great. But, geez, if there’s going to be extra bowels involved you should at least throw in a few more rolls of TP. I’m just saying, no hot tub and more body parts than needed, I’ll skip this one.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Does the 200sf include the bathroom?
Bathroom tends to be 8.5′ x 5′, which is 42.5sf, leaving only 157.5sf for the kitchenette. Kitchenette is typically 8×4′, for another 32sf. Leaves 125.5 for bed & zll other furniture and circulation. Or a space if about 12 x 10. A full bed is 32sf; a queen is 42sf.
And that’s not leaving room for bowels.
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Room to let, not cheap
Not spacious despite either
Bowel for room mate.
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O hark, what dawns there
Tis Comicon mayhap
But might be privy, instead
Oh cruel fortune
To spend king’s ransom
And not know
How bowls bowel
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